Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Tech Ramayana by Bill Gates



Once When Bill Gates was in India, he had a chance to listen Ramayana from Atal Behari Vajpayee. After returning to US he wrote it in his personal Diary.
LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya,there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat.
Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUTof four SUNsRAMLSIman,BUG-rat and SED-rughana.
RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY.
His brothers,however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess ‘C‘ta.
12years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTAL RAM as his successor.
However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her sonBug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years.
At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and, he collapsed,power-less.
RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and ‘C‘ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother.
The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRANSISTOR of RAW-van,PROCESSOR of LAN- ka.
Attracted by RAM‘s stature, she proposed that he marry her.
RAM, politely declined. Perceiving ‘C‘ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping,SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by RANSISTOR‘s plight,approached his uncleMAR-icha.
MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into forest.
Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who,with his last breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM‘s voice.
Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND,’C‘ta urged LSI-man to his brother’s aid.
Catching the opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED C‘ta from her LIBRAR and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY toLAN-ka.

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